My pet squirrel keeps taking all the coffee creamers and hiding them in my drawers so it looks like I took them. I’ve gotten grounded 3 times for it because my parents think i’m a thief. What should I do?
9 Responses to “Why Does My Squirrel Take All The Coffee Creamers?”
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July 23rd, 2009 at 5:02 am
Apparently he doesn’t like his coffee black.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:59 am
eat him for dinner.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
ground the squirrel?
July 23rd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
You can’t suppress his natural instincts to collect acorns and other stuff, so he must resort to collecting your coffee creamers. You should videotape him in the act to prove to your parents that you are not guilty.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Tell your parents about it. And then put the squirrel in a cage.
July 24th, 2009 at 3:36 am
RE: video taping the act
make sure you send a copy to either America’s Funniest Videos and Animal Planet. If it wins, you could buy the critter it’s own coffee creamers and it’s own drawers to keep them in!
July 24th, 2009 at 5:25 am
he likes it
July 24th, 2009 at 11:08 am
You should go Old Yeller on his a$s.
July 24th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Get rid of the squirrel. He might have a coffee addiction.