I am “shocked awake” each morning when my boys hit the ice cold water of the bowl… It’s like a freaking Siberian lake! On the other hand the jolt is sufficient enough to wake me up and keep me awake without coffee so I can save some money.. What to do?
10 Responses to “Should I Give Up Coffee Or Install A Water Heater In The Toilet?”
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August 30th, 2009 at 6:40 am
Try this for a few days, put the seat down before sitting on the toilet. I used to have the same problem. You’re welcome!
August 30th, 2009 at 6:56 am
Pour the coffee in the toilet before you squat. If you squat to pee you deserve what you get!!
August 30th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Quit squatting to pee..and check the water level on the comode…for it must be deeper than the bull s**t your trying to feed us
August 30th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
hmmmm, I think if your nads reach the water level in the standard American Standard toilet then you need to “A” visit the doctor because you are hanging way to low and there just might be a physical problem or “B” you’ve got the water level way too higher. Either way good luck in your future endeavors.
August 30th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
listen carefully! never ever give up coffee, its good for you don’t ya know
August 30th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
go answer my egg question
August 30th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Only install a water heater if your toilet is a bidet and you can rinse your caligulas, and yes, fer God’s sake, give up coffee and try demerol instead.!
August 31st, 2009 at 1:37 am
try installing a tankless hot water heater
August 31st, 2009 at 2:00 am
Oh my goodness!!
Thats Chinese Sauna in the toilet bowl ……..again!!!
August 31st, 2009 at 5:13 am
Dude, that’s not the toilet you’re peeing in, it’s the sink!